EMBATTLED IRISH FINANCIER, David Drumm, has launched a random lotto picker for people who play the Irish Lottery. The new enterprise is said to be the culmination of Mr Drumm’s entire working career, based on his vast experience of financial services both at home and abroad.

“It’s sure to pick you a winner because I have the expertise.  It’s not like anybody else knows how to put a number generator together so quickly and then grow it so fast. To put it into simple speak for you morons; push the hairy fucking button now”, he said.

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