DUNDALK SCHOOL TEACHER, Maurice O’Hanlon, was stunned when schoolboy Jason McEnuff claimed hackers ate his homework.

Jason, who is a pupil at the De La Salle secondary school in Dundalk, made the claim during English class on Friday last.

“I was just putting the finishing touches to an essay on climate change last night when the screen went black, next thing I know a message popped up saying you’ve been hacked!’ I couldn’t believe it.”

English teacher O’Hanlon, however, was even more surprised.

“I don’t believe it for one moment. Not because he’s a lying wee shite who never done a tap in his life, it’s just that we don’t ask our students to submit their work online. Sure we’ve been asking the Department for years for computers for pupils and staff, but we got nothing, not as much as a notebook”.

©Louth Noises News, 2016.