Help Jobs Bridget to Talk Louth Propper
LOUTH NOISES NEWSREADER, Jobs Bridget, needs your help. Despite her BBC ambitions (and a massive €50 a week increase in her benefits), Jobs Bridget is struggling to pronounce Irish place names correctly.
“We’re doing what we can by giving her more to do, but she’s struggling to get even the simplest of words right”, said Louth Noises vocal coach, Ryan Tuberty.
Jobs Bridget, however, is not 100% behind the campaign, yet.
“I’m from Cambridge in England, I speak excellent English”, she quipped.
“Of course, it will take time for me to get a handle on some of the place names in this God-forsaken hole. Who the hell other than the natives would know how to pronounce Drogheda? See what I mean?”
“However, I could do with the funds. I have to survive on the €50 handout from Joan Burton. I don’t get any other benefits and these fuckers are tighter than a badger’s arse”, she added.
If you’ve any compassion at all, donate what you can to get Jobs Bridget the help she needs.
©Louth Noises News, 2016.