A SPECIAL EDITION of the leap card is set to feature a well-known Irish porn star, Annie Cox. In what is seen as a move to attract more perverts, the National Transport Authority (NTA) will be making the special edition leap cards available in time for Christmas.

A spokesperson for the NTA told Louth Noises that the initiative is something that senior staff at the authority has been researching for some time.

“We checked out hundreds and thousands of videos of potential models but Annie was our top pick. She has everything we were looking for, and she is a great fit for Irish transport; she’s a bit dirty, a bit rude, and she’s not one bit cheap,” he said.

©Louth Noises News, 2016.