IRISH WATER ARE set to add the anti-psychotic drug, clozapine to the water supply in the latest bid to get non payers to pay up. Spokesperson Elizabeth Arnett has confirmed that the controversial move has the backing of government ministers. She said that the measures are the next logical step in securing our water for our future.

 “I believe that most right-thinking people would agree that those who have refused to pay their share are delusional.  As such we will do what we can to bring them back into line. And if that means we have to medicate everyone, then so be it – it’s for the greater good”,  she said.

Clozapine is one of several anti-depressants used to treat debilitating conditions such as bi-polar disorder, anxiety, schizophrenia and paying twice for the same thing.

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