TAOISEACH ENDA KENNY  today announced that he spoke with Jesus Christ and that he’s voting Fine Gael.

“He told me, you know, as I was waking up and getting ready for the day that he’s voting Fine Gael from now on. He said  I am doing a very fine job indeed, in very difficult circumstances, and ah, that ah, to keep him informed about the recovery and that.”

“It’s not only Paddy that likes to know, you know, ” he added.

Earlier this year, Enda Kenny took time out to chew the fat with the man with two pints in his hand, a homeless man, and the man who rang him to tell him he had extra cash in his pay packet.

©Louth Noises News, 2016.