Poll: Who Will You Vote For?
AS THE ELECTION draws nearer, we’re asking you to tell us which one of these will you vote for? Note: Margin of error +/- 0% ©Louth Noises News, 2016.
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White Collar Crime to be Decriminalised
IF RETURNED TO power, the Fine Gael party has promised to decriminalise white collar crime. Minister for Justice, Frances Fitzgerald, has seen the radical proposal added to Fine Gael’s election manifesto for 2016. The policy is understood to have been formulated following recent meetings on policing…
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Government Parties to use Drones to Deliver Election Leaflets
GOVERNMENT PARTIES ARE planning to use drone technology to deliver election leaflets during the forthcoming campaign. In a bold move to head off angry voters, Fine Gael and Labour candidates will use drones to drop their election promises from heights of up…
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Jesus is Voting Fine Gael, says Kenny
TAOISEACH ENDA KENNY today announced that he spoke with Jesus Christ and that he’s voting Fine Gael. “He told me, you know, as I was waking up and getting ready for the day that he’s voting Fine Gael from now on….
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